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Travel and tourist jokes

A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100. He goes into the agency and hands the...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" "That...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

"Look, guide, here are some LION tracks." "Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, "You've given me...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it."

 

Travel and tourist jokes

"Room service? Send up a larger room."

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you," the gentleman replied....