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Various animal jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

 

Various animal jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !

 

Various animal jokes

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

 

Various animal jokes

How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, teddy, go !

 

Various animal jokes

What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !

 

Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !

 

Various animal jokes

What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !

 

Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !

 

Various animal jokes

There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed...

 

Various animal jokes

Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The...