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Various animal jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !

When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !

Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !