More Jokes

Various animal jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !

How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !