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Waiter jokes
Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !
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"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!" "My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the...
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
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CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
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Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.
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Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
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Weather jokes
How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!
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A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain,' he said to the...
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A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a...
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