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Weather jokes

Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."

First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."

How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.

What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.

It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and...

The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4...

Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago

What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms

In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air