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Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of...

"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother. "I've just stepped in a poodle!"

Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!

There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a storm is coming." "No it isn't," said his wife....

Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. What's it like?" The other...

A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.