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A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking...

Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell

Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll

Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy

How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs