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Weather jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts

Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up

What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What game do tornadoes like to play? -Twister

How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs

How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning

Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog