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Weather jokes

Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!

Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.

Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')

What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.