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Witch jokes

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.

How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."

What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.

What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !

Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and...

First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.