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Witch jokes

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !

What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !

What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!

Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.