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A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me...

 

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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck...

 

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

 

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Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.

 

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What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.

 

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

 

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

 

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Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny...

 

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.

 

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Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!