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Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening...
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Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn't complain if you sit and play at the...
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A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake,...
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A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husband's trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a trucker asking for...
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At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's...
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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I do?" His mother has an idea....
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OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
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QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.
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QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
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A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I...
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