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Women jokes

What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.

 

Women jokes

Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.

 

Women jokes

Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

 

Women jokes

Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!

 

Women jokes

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The...

 

Women jokes

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

 

Women jokes

Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!

 

Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for...

 

Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

 

Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!