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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It...

 

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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?

 

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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?

 

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Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.

 

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Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?

 

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Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

 

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Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb...

 

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Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and...

 

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Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

 

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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.