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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star...

 

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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?

 

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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for...

 

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Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be...

 

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Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

 

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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

 

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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it...

 

Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

 

Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

 

Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.