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Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
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Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.
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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?
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Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
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A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,...
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Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
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A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad...
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One woman to another at a singles bar: "I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is...
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