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Witch jokes

Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and...

 

Witch jokes

Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files.

 

Witch jokes

Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch

 

Women jokes

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.

 

Women jokes

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake.

 

Women jokes

My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"

 

Women jokes

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then, neither God nor Man has...

 

Women jokes

Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.

 

Women jokes

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You...

 

Women jokes

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends...