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Witch jokes

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'

Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.

What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!

Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes, it's very newt tricious!

What is a witch's favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !

What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !