More Jokes

Weather jokes

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically

 

Weather jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic

 

Weather jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana

 

Weather jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn

 

Weather jokes

How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck

 

Weather jokes

Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues

 

Weather jokes

Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs

 

Weather jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze

 

Weather jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs

 

Weather jokes

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the...