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Weather jokes

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving

Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9

What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor

Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing

Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles

How do hurricanes see? -With one eye