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What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back

 

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What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes

 

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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards

 

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How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

 

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily

 

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Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

 

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A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with,...

 

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Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so...

 

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The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter...

 

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift