Sex
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. "Veronica, I just don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend...
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What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...
What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot ofheat and excitement?Firetruck
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What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Tent
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Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a...
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Elderly romance
There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, "For five dollars, I'll have sex with you on...
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A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: "Use it on every conceivable occasion."
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Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt the earth move. She says no.
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What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!
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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dollars, as usual.
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What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
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