Sex

Those clothes are very becoming on you

Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I would becoming too!

 

No children yet

Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now. Daughter:...

 

How does a women hold her liquor?

How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.

 

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods and you are expected to come.

 

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "$100 if I lay down and $75 if I stand up." He asks what the difference...

 

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son...

 

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride withno experience.On the first night of...

 

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill."The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?"The guy...

 

Man who goes to sleep with sex...

Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."

 

How do you know you're leading a sad life?

How do you know you're leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."