Sex

What is the Australian for foreplay?

What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?

 

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.

 

The right rhythm

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmotherand comfort...

 

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner.The handsome...

 

What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?

What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!

 

A husband and wife were out playing golf...

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left.The wife finds her ball in a patch of...

 

Mysterious picture

After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the...

 

Appropriate punishment

Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood,and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks...

 

It just kills my appetite

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks....

 

Bra sizes

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out whatthe...