Sex
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
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What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.
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What's the difference between mono and herpes?
What's the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss....
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What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White's cherry!
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What's the definition of a real loser?
What's the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV.
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An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner...
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Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try...
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How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
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A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. "How do you plead?" asked the judge."Guilty or not guilty.""Not guilty," replied the...
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How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.
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