Sex
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.
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How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo
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It has been determined that having sex before...
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does notimpair the athlete's performance. In fact,...
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A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity....
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An old sailor goes to a brothel...
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies."Three knots? What's that...
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What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
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When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what's the first thing to hang out?The DO NOT DISTURB sign!
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Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
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Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette
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There was a young girl called Anna...
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy gave her a knock,So she grabbed his big cock,And he now has a whole different...
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