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Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?A: She managed to squeeze them both in.
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Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I get sick to...
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Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way thru a...
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A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50's, had a relatively minorheart attack, and while he was in the hospital, he complained to his cardiologist that he...
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Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice. But they'll...
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Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........No?.I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.
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A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...
A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island. For twenty years he never sees another human being. Then one day a beautiful girl...
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A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant. She's worried about the friend so she asks the doctor:...
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