Sex
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter strokes!
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A woman walks into her accountant's office and...
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few...
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When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to...
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For me, penises are a hobby...
For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fishing ... The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount."
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Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you... wanna marry?"Blonde after sex: "Next!"Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some...
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How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
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A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking woman is driving and smells liquor on her...
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Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!
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A horny young man went to a brothel...
A horny young man went to a brothel... The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available. Madam, "On the...
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What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out.
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