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Flavoured condoms

I recently tried some of these new 'flavoured' condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and tried each one in turn every time i got a shag. My...

 

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken.

 

The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...

The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, "Driver, I don't have time...

 

Together again

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by hernext...

 

A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...

A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist howmuch it would cost...

 

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson...

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says...

 

Twice a day

This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!""Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks....

 

Every precaution

I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Priscilla responded. "He did....

 

A guy's fingering his girlfriend...

A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, "That's not my ring...It's my wristwatch."

 

Lightbulbs for dinner

Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs...

 

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