Sex
Back in the good ole days in Texas...
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born...
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What's the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...What's the definition of the perfect woman?She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and...
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What's the definition of virginity?
Q: What's the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
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What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy on your organ.
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Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
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A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room,...
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A young girl is speaking with her father...
A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog.""Wow, it's got a massive cock."
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A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where...
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Anomaly or...
"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says. "What seems to be the problem?" "My husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?" "Hmmm. That's a bit...
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A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.
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