Sex

Back in the good ole days in Texas...

Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born...

 

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...What's the definition of the perfect woman?She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and...

 

What's the definition of virginity?

Q: What's the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.

 

What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?

Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy on your organ.

 

Old Chinese proverb

Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!

 

A proper name

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room,...

 

A young girl is speaking with her father...

A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog.""Wow, it's got a massive cock."

 

A vicious circle

A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where...

 

Anomaly or...

"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says. "What seems to be the problem?" "My husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?" "Hmmm. That's a bit...

 

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.