Sex

Love handles

One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore....

 

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner hecooked it....

 

What's an Australian kiss?

Q. What's an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!

 

What's the most active muscle in a woman?

Q: What's the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.

 

Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...

Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'dhad the previous night with this bloke she brought home."Well, what happened when you...

 

What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?

What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.

 

One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...

One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While he was on the toilet, he heard moaning coming from the stall next to him. He stood up to...

 

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants. They were skin-tight,...

 

Two men are discussing the age old question...

Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then interrupts:...

 

A cure for a headache

Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a headache," said his mate Trev. "Whenever I have a headache...