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Kiss me...yeah!

"Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me."But the young man turned his head away, saying, "Of course not.How can I? I'm your own...

 

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if she would like to come up to his apartmentfor a drink she...

 

A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room...

A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip. Not wishing to be alone, he calls an "escort" service for some company. Soon, a...

 

Know the difference

Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Lets have lunch sometime...Sent by jim

 

A young girl had not been feeling well...

A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant.""But that can't be. The only men I've...

 

What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...

What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it

 

John pulled over the car by the side of the road...

John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day...

 

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?"Grandpa looks at him and says "No...

 

My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...

My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball bat.

 

You can come out now

Jon was looking for a little "action". He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was damn near...

 

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