Sex

How do you get Visual Aids?

How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye.

 

Which of the following does not belong?

Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat,your eggs or your wife, but...

 

What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?

What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak when they're fucked!

 

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.

 

What is a yankee?

What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.

 

Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

 

How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?

How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on

 

Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...

Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry Son, yourmother will come...

 

The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...

The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke awayat once, eyes wide...

 

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girlcould be...