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How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye.
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Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat,your eggs or your wife, but...
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What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak when they're fucked!
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What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
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Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on
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Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry Son, yourmother will come...
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The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke awayat once, eyes wide...
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At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girlcould be...
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