Sex
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
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A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says..... "Daddy, daddy,...
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What is the difference between hard and light?
What's the difference between hard and light? - You can sleep with a light on.
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Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting fromother boys and he wondered what...
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Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight. He decided to hold a contest of who at the court had the...
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How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.An old guy is sitting in the parking lot in his car. He drives over andsays he'll give...
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What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawl.Sent by Josh
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window. He immediately...
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Three guys are discussing women...
Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass."He asks the third...
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