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Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what the big boys eat.

 

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent." Doctor sits himdown and begins the standard speech he gives to...

 

On a very cold night...

On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait.""But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right...

 

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both...

 

A small dissapointment

Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can't go in here" he says" It's really going to...

 

How do you make love to a fat girl?

How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.

 

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!

 

What is the best thing about a blow job?

What's the best thing about a blow job? - The 15 minutes of silence!

 

What do people do for fun on Halloween?

What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate

 

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair...