Sex

Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?

Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before it starts..

 

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time...

 

Where does Peter Pan eat?

Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's

 

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb." Hisfriend replied, "Yep. Even tried me...

 

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead...

 

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive...

 

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

 

Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?

Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!

 

What kind of Bees...

What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!

 

What is the difference between condoms and coffins?

What's the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one's coming andone's going!