Sex
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes in a box!
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Want some of this?
Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bought a pair of crotchlesspanties. That night, as he came...
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What is another term for cunnilingus?
What's another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
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A man, being on top of a woman...
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: "Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis too tight,""Get off my back, dear!" she replies
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So one sperm says to the other...
So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"
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What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever
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A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatthere is something good to eat in betweenThanksgiving and...
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Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls' dorm. Severalplain Janes walk by as the two converse.Then...
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What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches.
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Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.
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