Sex
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas.""Sure," he says...
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Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.They're having a great time. She was on top when...
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How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace...
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There were two people having sex in a car...
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy thew the comdom out the window. His girlfriend gotmad at him she wanted to go again....
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What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? - The man
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What is green and smells like pig?
What's green and smells like pig? - Kermit's fingers.
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Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said"I think it taste like cherry pie".Theother guy said "I think it taste like...
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Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he...
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up...
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A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell...
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