Sex
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said my god youlook so depressed. She...
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Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: "Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to...
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Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me aprescription for the Pill.""I don't think you need the Pill at your age.""It relaxes me.""But you...
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Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn't had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won't forget it, cuz sex islike riding a bicycle.I know it's been a...
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What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma', no hands"
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How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels like you feeding a horse.
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The aged patient doddered into...
The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive.""Come on now Mr Peters,"...
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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!
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