Sex
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"The big guy says, "I just sit...
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What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? 'Hey sis, you awake?'
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The new hooker had just finished her first trick...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to the street, the seasoned veteransall gathered around to hear the details. She...
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The wife of an older man is distraught...
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um...little sailor can't salute anymore. She goes to her local doctorand explains the situation...
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A man is driving down the freeway...
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here". So obviously the guy wasinterested, so he stopped, filled up...
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The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even consideringtrying to establish a relationship...
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A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why she's so down."My husband just left me....
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Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"
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Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
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How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out.
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