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At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I...

 

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.

 

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

 

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he hasto listen to the other...

 

Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...

Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It's her turn to guess the word. Voice Over: And the password is. . . black dick! Nancy: Um. . . is it...

 

Who's got a bigger crotch?

There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their husbands could get up their crotch. The first women said, "My husband can get...

 

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at...

 

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication. The border official look s over...

 

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|<---------------------->| is 12 inches.

 

Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench...

Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!The first little old lady had a huge stroke. Thesecond...

 

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