Sex
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you're finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn her over and pretend she's a ten year old boy!
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What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
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What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
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Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice...
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Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it.
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What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked...
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What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...
What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing.... They all make your eyes water.
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What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum.
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A guy rings work and says...
A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick"The voice at the other end asks "How sick are you ??"The guy says "Well I`m in bed with...
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Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
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