Sex

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs. He picked up a good looking woman with a...

 

A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.

A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a few...

 

These two sperm were swimming around...

These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm asks the other...Hey, are we almost there??? Is this the fallopian tube??? Sperm...

 

Great A Hot & Juicy Story

Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the...

 

This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...

This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first time. When they first arrived he got them a hotel room and...

 

The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...

The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely terrible....

 

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly...

 

The newly married man came home from work...

The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a negligee."Guess what I got planned for...

 

A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby...

A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible...

 

Almost celibate

"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She brokedown and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year???"