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Fortunate ingenuity

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I...

 

How do you clean a condom?

How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!

 

It was a somber day in Disney land...

It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court.. The judge was about to make his decision he said 'Im sorry mickey, I cant grant...

 

One night, as a couple lay down for bed...

This joke sucks....One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps hiswife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over...

 

The Seven Dwarfs

"The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso they felt Grumpy instead....."

 

How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?

How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

 

Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...

Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates over tea."I call my man...

 

Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?

Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face and shouting "Lie lie lie!"

 

Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?

Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-itRub-it"

 

What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and...

What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky'swardrobe?When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.