Sex

Confessions

Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they're trying to one-up each other. The...

 

Golf in the Bedroom

Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment - normally one club and two balls. Play on a course must be approved by...

 

A mother-daughter conversation

A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to...

 

I read last week...

I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each year. All these years I've been eating them raw.

 

The seven dwarves were in Rome...

The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got to talk to the mother superior. "Excuse us, but can you tell us where the...

 

The horny midget found that the best way...

The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and...

 

This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, so he went to the doctor for advice. The doctor told him the next time he wanted to...

 

Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and...

Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on him. He asked if they wanted to come over to his house later. They agreed to come...

 

A husky foreigner, looking for sex...

A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted, "What, no...

 

A clever court case

One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-dressed and attractive looking woman walking ahead of...