Sex

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

What's the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many went down on the Titanic.

 

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid myFinnish isn't...

 

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight." He says, "Why's that?" She says, "Because...

 

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table."Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't...

 

There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...

There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm going out and I'm...

 

What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?

What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.

 

A man comes to a doctor and...

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.Can you help me?""Oh,...

 

The Australian way

After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She hadbeen with so many...

 

How is pubic hair like parsley?

How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.

 

What is the definition of a virgin?

What's the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader