Sex
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
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Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
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Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: We're necking.Cop: Well stick your neck back in your pants and get out...
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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial....
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Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked
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Ghost sex
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up. "And how many of you have had some...
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Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the...
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A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got...
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A 70-year-old man has never been married...
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida...
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An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers. "Oh honey", said the young nymph,...
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