Sex
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself
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A nun is walking down a deserted road when...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist is done, he says, "Hey Sister, what are you going to tell...
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What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.
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How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger in her cunt...Now, if ya can SNAP yer fingers, ya know...
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How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.
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Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?""Yes,"her friend replied. "What do you do about it?""I...
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Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,"IS YOUR DAUGHTER SEXUALLY ACTIVE?"THE REDNECK SAYS,"NAW, SHE JUST...
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If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?The Swallow. Sent by Denise
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A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the...
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Do you know why it's called sex?
Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!
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